Convo 1 with siddhu

Me: siddhu,amma made kanji today and I will be giving u 2 glasses of it once we get home.
Sid:(in a upset tone)why am I getting 2 glasses everyday?
Me:you are supposed to be drinking for ur age.anish takes 1 glass so u must be taking 5 glasses.amma is being nice to u.so u get just 2 glasses.
Sid:(instantly)so u need to have 30 glasses.but I always see u only drink 1 glass everyday.why is that amma?
I had to zipped my mouth then...
Took me a minute to realize ,I was fighting a big boy now :-)